October 16, 2007

What the FCUK is your problem, BITCH?

I am really in the mood to bitch about a co-worker whose incompetence – should I entertain her – would kill me. I hope she dies before me because I know her miserable life is going nowhere. She is just green with envy because I am way too far (and all the superlatives) better than her.

Our rather illogical HR’s bobitry (coined to describe her dunce) is getting into my nerves. We almost had another episode recently – for the nth time – after she refused my request for a day’s change in my work.

I work as assistant editor from Monday to Friday. I assume the post on Saturday when the editor takes his break.

I had to shoot for a segment one Saturday so I arranged with the editor that I edit that Friday while he edits on Saturday. As in previous arrangements, we called it a deal. All was set. There was no problem, was there?

The next thing, I advised our HR – who I think is not even qualified for the job since she is not a Psychology major – about our arrangement.

To my dismay and utter disgust, she denied my request.

“I am editing today since I have an important shoot tomorrow. I will still, however, assist the editor on Saturday,” I told her.

That explanation was very clear even to a 5th grader.

She did not approve the request on the premise that “you should stick to your schedule.”

Now tell me, which part of my arrangement disqualified my request? From where I stand, I was valid. Her reason wasn’t.

I was so pissed off I cancelled my arrangement with the editor. There was no way I can justify our arrangement, anyway.

Her crooked mentality is not helping the company.

That BITCH! She is too disillusioned and drunk of the temporal office entrusted her. She thinks as MANAGER, she is the best animal in the job.

“No you aren’t, asshole! You do not even understand the nature of your job!”

I am only extending my patience because I want to remain well. But push me against the wall more and I will not hesitate to drag your bulky ass to labor court. I have a lot of axe to grind against you. Be wary of me…/JPC